I've lost count of how many of Stockholm's desperate hipsters have stopped me on the street and offered to buy this t-shirt off my back right then and there. I of course tell them to take a hike. Right after I spill their beer and slap the Napoleon Dynamite glasses off their pasty face.
It's clearly a shirt than can only be worn un-ironically, and I'm not gonna let some skinny hipster get their skinny hipsters hands on it and ruin it with their skinny hipsterness. There's of course always a risk of being mistaken for a hipster yourself if you're seen wearing it, as everyone will assume you're being a ironic, but it's worth it. Totally worth it.
(mp3) The Grand Spectacular - Being a dickhead's cool
4 comments:
haha!
That might be funny if more than 7 people on earth could read the gibberish printed on your shirt.
Oh but how extraordinarily funny it is to those 7 people.
LOL.
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