Friday, December 31, 2010

The Friday MP3 Shuffle #95


No better way to end the year than with an hour of pure, undiluted heavy metal and classic rock. Metallica covered three of these tracks. You should know which ones.

Those who want more AC/DC will download my AC/DC compilation here, those who want more Dio will check my in memoriam post here. And those who want to know what good albums came out this year click here.


(zip) MP3 Shuffle #95 (84 mb)

1. Grand Magus - Ravens guide our way (2010)
2. Accept - Balls to the wall (1983)
3. AC/DC - Shake a leg (1980)
4. Europe - Children of this time (1983)
5. Diamond Head - Am I evil? (1980)
6. Motörhead - Love me like a reptile (1980)
7. Blitzkrieg - Blitzkrieg (1985)
8. Bullet - Roadking (2008)
9. Judas Priest - Cheater (1974)
10. Ozzy Osbourne - Rock 'n' roll rebel (1983)
11. Queen - Stone cold crazy (1974)
12. Samson - It's not as easy as it seems (1979)
13. Rainbow - L.A. connection (1977)

Pay for your music.

Thursday, December 30, 2010

Shit I enjoyed this year (Part 3)


Just all other years, 2010 was a f-ing brilliant year in music. See Part 1 and Part 2 for further proof.

Here we go again, all in one paragraph (deep breath, folks):

With his new Imperial State Electric former Hellacopters frontman Nick Royale proved he is indeed the king of rock, The Crown returned after a five years hiatus with some of their strongest material yet, Jaz Coleman reunited the original Killing Joke line-up and put out their best release in decades, Okkultokrati showed that some worrying and very rockin' is brewing in Norway, Antipati is my favorite Swedish punk band and Frågor Som Rör Det Allmänna did not disappoint, Electric Wizard almost lived up to the expectations with Black Masses but 2007's Witchcult Today remains their best album, The Austrasian Goat made the fourth best French black metal album of the year, Kylesa made the best record of their career, Andrew W.K.'s Close Calls With Brick Walls was originally came out in Japan in 2006 but only got a proper U.S. release this year so I'm using that as an excuse to post Hand On The Place because it's fucking awesome, and Deathspell Omega released the best French black metal album of the year.

Phew!


(mp3) Imperial State Electric - A holiday from my vacation
Available on S/t

(mp3) The Crown - Angel of death 1839
Available on Doomsday King

(mp3) Killing Joke - The great cull
Available on Absolute Dissent

(mp3) Okkultokrati - Ragnarokian
Available on No Light For Mass

(mp3) Antipati - Stäng av!
Available on Frågor Som Rör Det Allmänna

(mp3) Electric Wizard - The nightchild
Available on Black Masses

(mp3) The Austrasian Goat - The arsons of pride
Available on Stains Of Resignation

(mp3) Kylesa - Crowded road
Available on Spiral Shadow

(mp3) Andrew W.K. - Hand on the place
Available on Close Calls With Brick Walls

(mp3) Deathspell Omega - Have you beheld the fevers?
Available on Paracletus

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Shit I enjoyed this year (Part 2)


More great stuff from 2010. Did you miss Part 1?

Former Hellacopters guitarist Robert Dahlquist's rock heroes Dundertåget made their best album yet with Dom Feta Åren Är Förbi, Howl proved themselves to be the brightest new star on the sludge sky, Norway continued to show their might with Kvelertak (who mixed Turbonegro with Converge) and Mongo Ninja (who mixed Turbonegro with Darkthrone), Alcest made the third best French black metal album of the year, and Torture Division was yet another proof that no one does death metal better than Swedes.

You normally won't catch me dead listening to emo but Switzerland's Pure Soundart released one hell of a debut album, U.S. Christmas' trademark space rock meets post metal meets The Afghan Whigs sounded better than ever, and The Dillinger Escape Plan spastic math/prog metal was as irresistable as always.

British postrock collective Crippled Black Phoenix are in a league of their own though and deserve a special mention. They probably made the best album of the year with their unbelievably majestic I, Vigilante. I'd say it was a tie with Basia Bulat's Heart Of My Own which I named the album of the year on my non-metal blog.

This is where I'd link to that post if Blogspot hadn't gotten a complaint regarding copyright infringement and removed it. In case you missed that post and wonder what my top 5 non-metal albums of 2010 were:

1. Basia Bulat - Heart Of My Own
2. Kate Rusby - Make The Light
3. The Tallest Man On Earth - The Wild Hunt
4. Woven Hand - The Threshingfloor
5. She & Him - Volume Two

With honorable mentions such as Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Dungen, Isobel Campbell & Mark Lanegan, Johnny Cash, The Posies, Roky Erickson, Rome and a few others.

But enough of that, back to the heavy stuff. Enjoy:


(mp3) Dundertåget - Här har vi allt som du behöver
Available on Dom Feta Åren Är Förbi

(mp3) Mongo Ninja - Mongo ninja attack
Available on No Cunt For Old Men

(mp3) Alcest - Écailles de lune (part II)
Available on Écailles De Lune

(mp3) Kvelertak - Mjød
Available on S/t

(mp3) Crippled Black Phoenix - Bastogne blues
Available on I, Vigilante

(mp3) Torture Division - Evighetens dårar
Available on Evighetens Dårar

(mp3) Howl - Jezebel
Available on Full Of Hell

(mp3) Pure Soundart - 71199
Available on Bye Bye Beauty

(mp3) U.S. Christmas - Suzerain
Available on Run Thick In The Night

(mp3) The Dillinger Escape Plan - Parasitic twins
Available on Option Paralysis

Shit I enjoyed this year (Part 1)


Having recently done that countdown of my favorite albums of the 00, I couldn't be bothered doing a list of the best albums of the year, so I'm just gonna lump 'em together in this series of posts, in no particular order.

Lots of good stuff here.

Monster Magnet made their first listenable album in twelve years, Ghost showed those talentless losers in The Devil's Blood how occult rock is suppposed to sound, Big Business didn't release an album this year so Bombus was a fine substitute, the noisy punky grindy d-beaty Nails was the biggest discovery of the year for me, Norwegians Ihsahn and Darkthrone continued to impress, Anal Cunt made a cock rock album for absolutely no reason, Street Dogs is slowly but surely becoming better and more interesting than singer Mike McColgan's old band Dropkick Murphys, Celeste made the second best French black metal record of the year, and Blacktusk provided the usual stinky swamp sludge they do so well.

You're welcome:


(mp3) Anal Cunt - Fuck yeah
Available on Fuckin' A

(mp3) Monster Magnet - Hallucination bomb
Available on Mastermind

(mp3) Bombus - Outsider
Available on S/t

(mp3) Celeste - Les mains brisées comme leurs souvenirs
Available on Morte(s) Nee(s)

(mp3) Ghost - Ritual
Available on Opus Eponymous

(mp3) Blacktusk - Way of horse and bow
Available on Taste The Sin

(mp3) Street Dogs - Punk rock and roll
Available on S/t

(mp3) Darkthrone - I am the working class
Available on Circle The Wagons

(mp3) Nails - I will not follow
Available on Unsilent Death

(mp3) Ihsahn - On the shores
Available on After

Sunday, December 26, 2010

Just one more christmas post. Just this one and then I'm done, promise.


Ricky Gervais singing a heartfelt song for all the children, Karl Pilkington has some horrid xmas stories to tell (three to be exact), and Patton Oswalt rips on a shitty xmas song.


(mp3) Ricky Gervais - Don't cry (it's Christmas)

(mp3) Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant & Karl Pilkington - Karl's xmas present

(mp3) Patton Oswalt - Christmas shoes


And a fun little bonus video:

Saturday, December 25, 2010

My 666th post a.k.a. Merry Fucking Christmas


Fuck Jesus! He was a trick baby at best! A stinky hippie with delusions of grandeur.

The enviable Alan F has sort of returned to blogging after a little hiatus and offers a great Christmas compilation right here, check it out. And my old Christmas mix can still be downloaded here.

Santa illustration by Alf Svensson of At The Gates.

(mp3) Monster Magnet - Dead christmas
Available on Dopes To Infinity (1995)

(mp3) Jesu - Christmas
Available on Christmas (ep, 2010)

(mp3) Old Man Gloom - Christmas eve parts I, II & III
Available on Christmas (2004)

(mp3) Spinal Tap - Christmas with the devil
Available on Break Like The Wind (1992)

(mp3) Killdozer - A xmas song
Available on The Last Waltz (1997)

Friday, December 24, 2010

The Christmas MP3 Shuffle #94


Merry christmas, Love Cow.

This my 665th post. So coming up tomorrow: the post of the beast.


(zip) MP3 Shuffle #94 (64 mb)

1. Led Zeppelin - Bron-Yr-Aur (1975)
2. The Hellacopters - (Gotta get some action) Now! (1996)
3. Entombed - Lights out (1997)
4. Angelcorpse - When abyss winds return (1999)
5. Morbus Chron - Creepy creeping creep (2010)
6. Nifelheim - Witchfuck (1994)
7. Gadget - Tingens förbannelse (2006)
8. The Haunted - Undead (1998)
9. Refused - Lick it clean (1996)
10. Giant Squid - Sevengill (2009)
11. Metallica - My friend of misery (1991)
12. Soundgarden - 4th of July (1994)

Pay for your music.

Thursday, December 23, 2010

They crawl up your leg and start biting the inside of your ass


Well well well, what an active blog this is. I'll blame it on the holidays. It's stressful.

Here's Ronnie James Dio getting pally with optical and meteorological phenomena that cause a spectrum of light to appear in the sky when the Sun shines on to droplets of moisture in the Earth's atmosphere (thank you, Wikipedia):

(mp3) Elf - Rainbow
Available on Carolina County Ball (1974)

(mp3) Rainbow - Run with the wolf
Available on Rising (1976)

Friday, December 17, 2010

The Friday MP3 Shuffle #93


A question for the 217 people who follow me on Hype Machine: Is their new design fucking awful or is it just me?

Not quite as bad as IMDB's recent redesign, but at least on IMDB you can revert your settings to the old design. Y'know, the one that didn't look like ass, the one where you could navigate and find what you were looking for. In other words, the one that was actually fucking functional.

Many new features on Hype Machine and I don't see the point in most of them. I'm officially a cranky old bastard who hates change.

Anywho, this weekend I'll toss up some songs from the best albums of the year. Maybe. If I get around to it.

(zip) MP3 Shuffle #93 (61 mb)

1. Mastodon - Crusher destroyer (2002)
2. Soundgarden - Face pollution (1991)
3. Stiff Little Fingers - Wasted life (1979)
4. Shellac - The copper song (1995)
5. Truckers - Truckstop queen (2003)
6. Witch - Seer (2006)
7. Los Natas - El as de espadas (Motörhead cover, 2010)
8. Annihilation Time - Bad reputation (Thin Lizzy cover, 2003)
9. The Fitt - Scholar (2008)
10. Heiress - Kodiak (2009)
11. The Ducky Boys - Out of the rut (1998)
12. 999 - My street stinks (1978)
13. Fu Manchu - California crossing (demo, 2009)
14. Monster Magnet - All friends and kingdom come (1995)

Pay for your music.

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Shit you need to check out


[shiny grey monotone] has a nice Dinosaur Jr. 7", Nirvana's first ever gig as Nirvana, a classic gig by Shellac and David Yow as The Sex Pistols, Carusella and the ass-kickery of Annhilation Time.

Love Cow Ov Metal has the complete discographies of Nile, Swallow The Sun and fucking Bloodbath.

[*mercenario*] has great stuff by Graveyard, Lions of Tsavo, Wino, and Bison B.C.

Death Metal, Pornos And Beer has Phobia, Deathchain and Bloody Phoenix.

Angrychairs Redux has the audiobook version of I Am Ozzy. Abrigded like a motherfucker, but still. They also have fun stuff by Tool, Marnie Stern and George Carlin.

Get Off My Elevator has a bit of Hawkwind worship by U.S. Christmas, Harvestman and Minsk, the mellow grooves of Brant Bjork, some Kyuss demos, a Fu Manchu 7" and frickin' Bob Log III.

colostomy grab-bag has Fantômas & The Melvins, Death, Slayer live in '83, Metallica drum tracks (more fun that it sounds), the Rosemary's Baby soundtrack, Sleep dominating Denver and Queens of the Stone Age dominating Ireland.

Garage Punk 66 has Snakegrinder (best band name ever?) and The Rip Offs.

Audiobook Corner has some athiest pwnage by Christopher Hitchens and Richard Dawkins, plus a bit of Jon Stewart, Ricky Gervais, Lord of the Rings books 1, 2 & 3, Aleister Crowley, Nick Cave, Richard Dawkins again, Dan Simmons' masterpiece Drood, some more Richard Dawkins, Graham Chapman's autobiography, and even more Richard Dawkins.

There. That'll keep you busy for a while.


(mp3) Venom - Angel dust
Available on Welcome To Hell (1981)

(mp3) Pulkas - Rubber room
Available on Greed (1998)

(mp3) Faith No More - Naked in front of the computer
Available on Album Of The Year (1997)

(mp3) Bolt Thrower - Celestial sanctuary
Available on The IVth Crusade (1993)

(mp3) Repulsion - Driven to insanity
Available on Horrified (1989)

Monday, December 13, 2010

Songs That Get My Juices Flowing #97


Some useful links for ya:

The Genuine Mind Zine is doing a list of 30 Best Albums of the Last Decade (2000 - 2009), and they're doing a far more eloquent job than I was. So look into that.

And the always reliable The Obelisk is counting down the top 20 albums of 2010. Look into that as well.

Now some music:


(mp3) Men Of Porn - Glory will be mine
Available on Wine, Women And Song (2004)

(mp3) Descendents - Lucky
Available on I'm The One (ep, 1997)

(mp3) Sum 41 - Still waiting
Available on Does This Look Infected? (2002)

(mp3) Every Time I Die - White smoke
Available on New Junk Aesthetic (2009)

(mp3) Soulfly - Terrorist (feat. Tom Araya)
Available on Primitive (2000)

Friday, December 10, 2010

The Friday MP3 Shuffle #92


Last week's mix ended with a Brain Police song. This one opens with a Brain Police song. Brain Police were also featured on Friday Mix #82.

And in this post I declared Brain Police's Beyond The Wasteland as one of the best albums of the 00s. Have I made it clear enough that Brain Police is a fucking great band that not enough people listen to? Yes, I think I've made my point.

Taint, Tomahawk, Mínus, Mongo Ninja and Victims also made some of the best albums of the 00s. But you already knew that.

(zip) MP3 Shuffle #92 (59 mb)

1. Brain Police - Hot chicks & hell queens (2006)
2. Taint - The idealist (2007)
3. Coliseum - Am I demon (2005)
4. Tomahawk - Mayday (2003)
5. Botch - I wanna be a sex symbol on my own terms (2000)
6. Mínus - My name is cocaine (2003)
7. Mongo Ninja - Wheelchair hooker (2010)
8. Victims - Ruined (2006)
9. Refused - Summerholidays vs. punkroutine (1998)
10. Baroness - The birthing (2007)
11. Black Sheep of Kali - Cries of the crow (2010)

Pay for your music, you cheap son of a bitch.

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

The Undertones - "S/t" (1979)


The Undertones were one of the best pop punk bands of all time. I spent many of my teen years listening to their selftitled debut album obsessively. Along with Ebba Grön's We're Only In It For The Drugs, The Clash's Give 'Em Enough Rope and The Sex Pistols' Never Mind The Bollocks it became a solid foundation for all the music I've enjoyed since.

Then suddenly one day circa 1992 I saw these four and a half minutes of utter gayness:




It was Undertones frontman Feargal Sharkey singing his 1985 hit single A Good Heart. Ironic, since it almost gave me a fucking heartattack.

How could someone sink this low? How could someone degrade themselves to such a ludicrous degree? How could anyone go from fronting The Undertones to becoming a vomitous cross between Mick Hucknall and Paul Young? It was almost as bad as when Cal of Discharge decided he wanted to be Axl Rose:



This was no more than a betrayal. A dagger dipped in poison and swiftly inserted between the fifth and sixth rip. Like when Tom G. Warrior felt the best thing to do was to emulate every move ever made by C. C. DeVille:




Fuck you, Feargal Sharkey. You slut. I may curse your black heart from here to etenity, but no matter how hard you try you will never take that first Undertones record away from me.

Never! I will not let you get away with it, you fucking Irish soul-rapist!

(mp3) The Undertones - Family entertainment
(mp3) The Undertones - Smarter than U (recommended!)
(mp3) The Undertones - Mars bars

Buy it @ Amazon.com

Monday, December 6, 2010

Steve Albini galore


I've posted many different kinds of mixes over the years - some have been dedicated to a certain band (example #1, example #2) or performer (#1, #2), others to a certain scene (#1, #2), but never have I made one entirely dedicated to a producer. Until now, that is. And if you're gonna pick one record producer to make a worthy mix about, it has to be Chicago's sweetheart Steve Albini.

Well, actually he prefers to be referred to as "engineer" rather than "producer". He usually also doesn't want credit for any work on the record sleeves or receive any royalties from record sales. His desire to downplay his own role in making some of the best-sounding albums of all time is one of many reason I have nothing but respect for this man.

Another reason is how when he produces big artists on major labels he makes sure to scrounge as much money as he possibly can for his engineering work, which then allows him to work with unknown, local acts for virtually no pay at all.

Furthermore I simply love the sound he's able to get out of an electric guitar. It's like he's taken the "guitar" part out of "electric guitar" and the only thing left is a savage, buzzing power line that's been cut and it's now thrashing around uncontrollably, hissing and popping and shooting sparks. Listen to any record by his bands Big Black, Rapeman and Shellac and experience some of the most amazing noise you will ever hear.

Albini's greatest talent is his ability to make music sound real. This is real music played by real people on real instruments, and he doesn't let anything get in the way of that. Nothing is over-processed or brickwalled, just the raw, undiluted, natural sound that so many people in this business seem incapable or unwilling to capture.

In everything's he engineered you can actually hear the space in which the music is being performed. Listen to virtually any Albini engineered recording in headphones with your eyes closed and it feels like you're standing right there in the room while the record is being made.

He just puts a bunch of microphones in a room and lets whoever he's recording do their thing, and when they're done, that's the record. Plain and simple. No fussing around.

Albini has worked on thousands of records for thousands of people, so I decided to just go with some of my favorite ones I happened to have on my computer. The result is one hour and sixteen minutes of the genius that is Steve Albini.

(zip) Metal Bastard's Steve Albini compilation (105 mb)

1. Big Black - Colombian necktie (1987)
2. Rapeman - Coition ignition mission (1988)
3. The Pixies - Where is my mind? (1988)
4. Slint - Carol (1989)
5. TAD - Hibernation (1990)
6. The Jesus Lizard - Wheelchair epidemic (1992)
7. Helmet - In the meantime (1992)
8. Union Carbide Productions - Right phase (1992)
9. P.J. Harvey - Hook (1993)
10. Nirvana - I hate myself and want to die (1993)
11. Zeni Geva - Stigma (1994)
12. Melt Banana - P-pop-slop (1994)
13. Oxbow - Lucky (1997)
14. The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion - Bernie (1998)
15. Neurosis - An offering (2000)
16. Shellac - Ghosts (2000)
17. Nina Nastasia - You, her and me (2003)
18. High On Fire - Cometh down hessian (2005)
19. Jarvis Cocker - Caucasian blues (2009)
20. Mono - Silent flight, sleeping dawn (2009)
21. Om - Cremation ghat II (2009)

Pay for your music..

Saturday, December 4, 2010

A filthy photograph for no reason, three pleas, and five songs


First off a photo of my bloody, lumpy boogers. The last hurrah of a seven day man-flu. Both came from the right nostril. It's hard to tell the scale, but both of these were about an inch across. I'm a little proud actually.

Secondly, I would like ban comedians from using the following topics for their material:

1. The difference between white people and black people.
2. The difference between men and women.
3. Jokes suchs as:

How come the word 'lisp' has an 'S' in it?!
Why is 'dyslexic' so hard to spell?!
How come 'palindrome' backwards isn't 'palindrome'?!


That's all for now, thank you for reading. Here's some songs - one of which is Old Man Gloom covering Westlife. Terrifying.


(mp3) Butthole Surfers - Creep in the cellar
Available on Rembrandt Pussyhorse (1986)

(mp3) The Ducky Boys - These are the days
Available on Dark Days (1998)

(mp3) Minstry - Thieves
Available on The Mind Is A Terrible Things To Taste (1989)

(mp3) Old Man Gloom - Gratuitous bonus track made by sensible musicians doing questionable things
Available on Christmas Eve Part I & II + 6 (2003)

(mp3) Days of the New - Touch, peel and stand
Available on S/t (1997)

Friday, December 3, 2010

The Friday MP3 Shuffle #91


Yesterday I promised you a most excellent Friday mix and here it is. Look at it.

Look at it! Isn't it beautiful? Sublime. Perfect. Kick-ass. You want it. You need it. You crave it. You cannot live without it. You make sweet, sweet love to it and promise to call it the next day but you never do and it dies of a broken heart.

You son of a bitch.

(zip) MP3 Shuffle #91 (68 mb)

1. Sleep - Evil gypsy/Solomon's theme (1993)
2. Kvelertak - Fossegrim (2010)
3. Okkultokrati - Triumph of meth (2010)
4. Bison B.C. - The curse (2007)
5. Entombed - Clauses (1998)
6. Bad Wizard - So bad (2004)
7. LOK - Håll käften (2002)
8. Meatjack - Falling down (1999)
9. Cult of Luna - Bodies (Smashing Pumpkins cover, 2006)
10. Village of Dead Roads - Chemical restraint (2010)
11. Brain Police - Mushcream caravan (2004)

Pay for your music, loser.



And while you're here, check out this sweet video I made for Steve Von Till's Hallowed Ground:



Well, I didn't technically make it, I just took this video of a monk burning himself and put Hallowed Ground on top of it. The original video had some kind of Explosions In The Sky bullshit playing, but this works much better.

Pretty sweet. Haunting shit.

Thursday, December 2, 2010

There Will Be Patton


So to get you warmed up for tomorrow's Friday mix (which is awesome), here's Patton Oswalt doing a perfect Daniel Plainview impression.

And a little extra bit of Patton following up his notorious Famous Bowl tirade with an update.

(mp3) Patton Oswalt - There will be blood

(mp3) Patton Oswalt - KFC Famous Bowls pt 2