Tuesday, November 30, 2010

System Of A Down before Daron became an insufferable douche and ruined the band


Yeah, System Of A Down will reunite next year and I can't say I give a shit. They've sucked ass since Toxicity (2001) anyway. I of course blame it all on guitarist/douche Daron Malalakiakaiaailkikan who decided he should be the frontman, singer and main songwriter. Know your place, douche.

If you compiled the good tracks from Steal This Album (2002), Mezmerize (2005) and Hypnotize (2005) you might get enough material for one good album - maybe. The artwork was hella nice on the latter two though, I'll give 'em that.

Here's one track each from the five demo tapes they recorded before releasing their self-titled debut in 1998. Still the best album they will ever make.


(mp3) SOAD - Pig (1995)
(mp3) SOAD - Suite-pee (1996)
(mp3) SOAD - Temper (1996)
(mp3) SOAD - War (1997)
(mp3) SOAD - Marmalade (1997)

Drugs are bad, mmkay? You shouldn't do drugs.

Mmkay?



Seth Putnam of Anal Cunt in the prime of his life. Thanks, Pussyfoots.

Sunday, November 28, 2010

Accept Songs That Get My Juices Flowing


(mp3) Accept - Seawinds
Available on S/t (1979)

(mp3) Accept - The king
Available on I'm A Rebel (1980)

(mp3) Accept - Run if you can
Available on Breaker (1981)

(mp3) Accept - Fast as a shark
Available on Restless & Wild (1982)

(mp3) Accept - London leatherboys
Available on Balls To The Wall (1983)

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Mikael Åkerfeldt galore


After putting Opeth at the top of my list of the 30 best albums of the 00s and having sat through the seemingly endless Opeth dvd In Live Concert At The Royal Albert Hall, my love for the band grew stronger than ever. So I thought I'd put together a little compilation of stuff frontman Mikael Åkerfeldt has done outside of Opeth over the years.

He sings lead vocals on the tracks by Katatonia, Roadrunner United, Candlemass, O.S.I. and Ihsahn, he does backing vocals on the tracks by Porcupine Tree (on which he also does a guitar solo) and Soilwork. He sings lead vocals and plays lead guitar on the Sörskogen track, and a spoken word part on the Dream Theater one.

This post is the first and last time you'll ever have to see a Dream Theater song on this blog.

I considered including a Bloodbath song, but there's been so much Bloodbath around here over the years anyway so I didn't bother.

Mike of course had nothing to do with Popol Vuh's Through Pain To Heaven, but that's been Opeth entrance music for ages so I just thought I'd include it.

(zip) Mikael Åkerfeldt's extracurricular activities (92 mb)

1. Popul Voh - Through pain to heaven (1978)
2. Katatonia - Rainroom (1996)
3. Soilwork - A predator's portrait (2001)
4. Porcupine Tree - Arriving somewhere, but not here (2005)
5. Roadrunner United - Roads (2005)
6. Dream Theather - Repentance (2007)
7. Candlemass - At the gallows end (live, 2007)
8. Sörskogen - Mordet i grottan (????)
9. O.S.I. - Stockholm (2009)

Pay for your music, muchacho.

Friday, November 26, 2010

The Friday MP3 Shuffle #90


May I interest you in fifty-one minutes and fifty-three seconds of some of the best death metal the world has to offer?

Good, then download this and pretend like Grip Inc is death metal.

(zip) MP3 Shuffle #90 (68 mb)

1. Death Breath - Giving head to the dead (2007)
2. Bloodbath - Mouth of empty praise (2008)
3. Grip Inc. - Curse (of the cloth) (2004)
4. God Among Insects - Wretched hatching (2004)
5. Insidious Disease - Rituals of bloodshed (2010)
6. Meathook Seed - Day of conceiving (1993)
7. Brujeria - La ley de plomo (1995)
8. Desultory - Counting our scars (2010)
9. Morbid Angel - Enshrined by grace (2003)
10. Napalm Death - Plague rages (1994)
11. Sons of Jonathas - Chupacapra (2005)
12. Deathchain - Cthulhu rising (2010)

Pay for your music, chulo.

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Popping around for Thanksgiving? When is it?


Not being American I'm not entirely sure what Thanksgiving is all about, but it's eating turkeys, getting drunk and arguing with distant relatives. Unless you're native, then you eat corn and do a rain dance. I'm pretty sure I'm on the right track here.

As it turns out Karl Pilkington doesn't really know what Thanksgiving is either. Ricky Gervais & Stephen Merchant ask him about and the subject quickly changes to everything but Thanksgiving. I'm not sure even Karl knows what point he's trying to make half the time.

This is from the fourth series of the Ricky Gervais podcasts.
(mp3) RSK - Thanksgiving

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

The Best Album of the 00s: Honorable Mentions (S-V)


And finally we arrive at the last stop of my trek through the endless jungle of sweet music of the 00s. It's been a long and rough journey and I'm glad it's over.

If I may recommend something in this last installment, I'd say check out Victims, Siena Root, Taint and Tragedy first.

A-C can be found here.
D-K can be admired here.
L-R can be worshipped til the cows come home here.

Drool over my list of the top 30 albums of the 00s by clicking right fucking here.


(mp3) Satyricon - The pentagram burns
Available on Now, Diabolical (2006)

(mp3) Scum - Protest life
Available on Gospels For The Sick (2005)

(mp3) Siena Root - Nightstalker
Available on Kaleidoscope (2006)

(mp3) Skambankt - O dessverre
Available on Hardt Regn (2009)

(mp3) Skitsystem - Apokalypsens svarta änglar
Available on Stigmata (2006)

(mp3) Slipknot - Disasterpiece
Available on Iowa (2001)

(mp3) Spiritual Beggars - Angel of betrayal
Available on Ad Astra (2000)

(mp3) Steve Von Till - Hallowed ground
Available on If I Should Fall To The Field (2002)

(mp3) Street Dogs - Drink tonight
Available on Back To The World (2005)

(mp3) The Supersuckers - Rock 'n' roll records (ain't sellin' this year)
Available on Motherfuckers Be Trippin' (2003)

(mp3) Taint - Born again nihilist
Available on Secrets & Lies (2007)

(mp3) Tenacious D - History
Available on The Pick Of Destiny (2006)

(mp3) Them Crooked Vultures - Bandoliers
Available on S/t (2009)

(mp3) Tomahawk - Rape this day
Available on Mit Gas (2003)

(mp3) Tragedy - Call to arms
Available on Vengeance (2003)

(mp3) Turbonegro - Train of flesh
Available on Scandinavian Leather (2003)

(mp3) Victims - We're fucked
Available on Killer (2008)

(mp3) Volkspolizei - Pounding Raylene
Available on Synthetic Lo-Fi Terrorism Vol. 4 (2004)

(mp3) Watain - Underneath the cenotaph
Available on Sworn To The Dark (2007)


Tuesday, November 23, 2010

The Best Album of the 00s: Honorable Mentions (L-R)


MOOOAAARRRR!!!!!111

You don't want to miss the horribly overlooked Lingua, or Iceland's pride Mínus - some of the most god awful noise ever recorded and one of the best hardcore records of all time. Imagine Converge doing The Shape Of Punk To Come. Oh yeah, baby.

A-C here.
D-K here.


(mp3) Lingua - May crayons guide the sheep
Available on The Smell Of A Life That Could Have Been (2006)

(mp3) Macabre - Dog guts
Available on Dahmer (2000)

(mp3) Ministry - Animosity
Available on Animositisomina (2003)

(mp3) Mínus - Modern haircut
Available on Jesus Christ Bobby (2001)

(mp3) Moistboyz - Great American zero
Available on Moistboyz III (2002)

(mp3) Mongo Ninja - Kids with tits
Available on ...And The Wrist Is History (2009)

(mp3) Mono - Everlasting light
Available on Hymn To The Immortal Wind (2009)

(mp3) Murder Squad - The probing
Available on Unsane, Insane And Mentally Deranged (2001)

(mp3) My Ruin - Slide you the hour
Available on Throat Full Of Heart (2008)

(mp3) Napalm Death - Work to rule
Available on Time Waits For No Slave (2009)

(mp3) Nasum - The smallest man
Available on Shift (2004)

(mp3) Nine Inch Nails - Every day is exactly the sae
Available on With Teeth (2005)

(mp3) Om - Pilgrimage
Available on Pilgrimage (2007)

(mp3) Pantera - I'll cast a shadow
Available on Reinventing The Steel (2000)

(mp3) Porcupine Tree - Strip the soul
Available on In Absentia (2002)

(mp3) Raging Speedhorn - How the great have fallen
Available on How The Great Have Fallen (2005)

(mp3) Rammstein - Ohne dich
Available on Reise, Reise (2004)

(mp3) Repugnant - Spawn of pure malevolence
Available on Epitome Of Darkness (2006)

Friday, November 19, 2010

The Friday MP3 Shuffle #89


And so at last the Friday mp3 mixes are back where they belong. All is well.

During my countdown they were posted on my other blog instead. You will find them here.


(zip) MP3 Shuffle #89 (63 mb)

1. Cosmic Psychos - Neighbours (1995)
2. Heroine Sheiks - Effity eff (2000)
3. White Denim - Paint silver gold (2007)
4. Soundgarden - Circle of power (1988)
5. Rapeman - Marmoset (1988)
6. Slint - Charlotte (1989)
7. The Jesus Lizard - Panic in Cicero (1994)
8. Corn On Macabre - I watched Friday The 13th at my grandmother's house, she wasn't into it, but she let me watch it anyway (2002)
9. The Armed - Death panel (2010)
10. Kylesa - Ceaseless becoming (2002)
11. Spiritual Beggars - Sedated (2000)
12. The Fitt - Cemetary eyes + Baby don't smoke (2010)
13. The Yes-Man - Your hanging (1999)
14. Union Carbide Productions - Maximum dogbreath (1987)
15. Outlaw Order - Safety off (2008)

Pay for your music, muchachos.

Thursday, November 18, 2010

The Best Albums of the 00s: Honorable Mentions (A-C)


As you can imagine when you do a list like this one, there are plenty of albums you must leave off and it breaks your heart.

So as a way of showing some appreciation for all the other great albums of the 00s, here are the ones that landed just outside the list. They need some lovin' too, you know. You can show your love by sampling these tracks, and buying the albums if you like what you hear.

And don't just download the song by bands you're already familiar with like most of you usually do. I have the statistics y'know, and the most well-known artists always get more downloads while the more obscure ones and left sad, lonely and unappreciated.

Which of course makes perfect sense, but take a chance whydoncha. Start with the ones you've never heard of - you already know what the other ones sound like anyway so there's no rush. Who knows, you might have a new favorite band by the time you reach the end of this post.

Here's the first batch of people who almost made the list:


(mp3) The Accidents - Every beat of my heart
Available on All Time High (2004)

(mp3) Amon Amarth - Twilight of the thunder god
Available on Twilight Of The Thunder God (2008)

(mp3) Andrew W.K. - Ready to die
Available on I Get Wet (2001)

(mp3) The Angelic Process - The resonance of goodbye
Available on Weighing Souls With Sand (2007)

(mp3) Astra - The weirding
Available on The Weirding (2009)

(mp3) Auf Der Maur - Followed the waves
Available on S/t (2004)

(mp3) Blacktusk - Prophecy one by one
Available on Passage Through Purgatory (2008)

(mp3) Brain Police - Mystic lover
Available on Beyond The Wasteland (2006)

(mp3) Brant Bjork - Searchin'
Available on Keep Your Cool (2003)

(mp3) Breach - Breathing dust
Available on Kollapse (2000)

(mp3) Bullet - Rock us tonight
Available on Bite The Bullet (2008)

(mp3) Clutch - The mob goes wild
Available on Blast Tyrant (2004)

(mp3) Converge - Effigy
Available on Axe To Fall (2009)

(mp3) Corrosion of Conformity - Dirty hands empty pockets
Available on In The Arms Of God (2005)

(mp3) Cult of Luna - Leash
Available on The Beyond (2003)

(mp3) The Cumshots - The fear I am
Available on Last Sons Of Evil (2001)

(mp3) Curse of the Golden Vampire - Manslaughter
Available on Mass Destruction (2003)


Monday, November 15, 2010

AC/DC galore


This is a compilation I've been sitting on for over a month now. I made it during my big countdown and didn't want to post it in the middle of that, or post it on my other blog. It belongs here and nowhere else. So I had to wait before I share it, which was a bit of a pain, but here it is at last.

And a big fucker it is too - 195 mb. It's all 320 kps, because only the best is good enough for you, my pretties. That, and I couldn't be bothered to convert them to a smaller bitrate.

My favorite tracks from AC/DC's Bon Scott albums - T.N.T. (1975), Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (1976), Let There Be Rock (1977), Powerage (1978) and Highway To Hell (1979). I skipped High Voltage though. Never really liked the Australian version, and the international version is pretty much the same as T.N.T.

I had originally included a couple of tracks from Back In Black (1980) as well, but they ultimately just didn't fit. Bon Scott ftw.

(zip) Metal Bastard's AC/DC compilation

1. What's next to the moon (1978)
2. Let there be rock (1977)
3. Dirty deeds done dirt cheap (1976)
4. Big balls (1976)
5. Rocker (1976)
6. Hell ain't no bad place to be (1977)
7. Rock 'n' roll damnation (1978)
8. It's a long way to the top (1975)
9. Beating around the bush (1979)
10. Riff raff (1978)
11. Problem child (1977)
12. Highway to hell (1979)
13. Rock 'n' roll singer (1975)
14. Live wire (1975)
15. Get it hot (1979)
16. Up to my neck in you (1978)
17. Night prowler (1979)
18. Ain't no fun (1976)

Buy all things AC/DC @ Amazon.com.

Sunday, November 14, 2010

Frightendness


You've watched An Idiot Abroad on Thursdays on Sky over the last two months, right? If not, you might wanna get moving. Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant sent Karl Pilkington around the world, basically just to annoy him. It was some of the best television I had ever seen in my entire life. It's out on DVD, go get it.

Today I'll share with you one of my all-time favorite episodes of XFM's The Ricky Gervais Show.

It aired on November 29th 2003 and has many, many classic moments. Such as Karl's fascination with "gay fellas" and their buttplugs, Karl's date with a woman who might be terminally ill, people with maggots in the head, people with fish in the cock, Karl edits himself into A Few Good Men, Ricky tries to explain evolution to him, etc etc.

It's brillnant.

RSK - The Ricky Gervais Show 2003-11-29


We'll end this with a little bonus: A video of Ricky from 1999 playing a character called Derek Noakes. Why this took eleven years to surface is a mystery.


While we're at it, here's Karl bustin' moves like nobody's business:

Friday, November 12, 2010

The Best Album of the 00s: Opeth - "Blackwater Park" (2001)


Hardly a shocker, is it? Other bands and albums came and went while planning this list, and some were moved around right up the last second, but there was a never a doubt about the #1 position.

Released in 2001 (and named these guys), this was Opeth's fifth album and their first collaboration with producer Steven Wilson of Porcupine Tree. Opeth's trademark has always been the combination of heavy-as-a-bastard death metal and beautiful, mellow segments - a result of ringleader Mikael Åkerfeldt's strange brain.

That's just about all I can tell you about this album. Without sounding too pathetic or getting too personal, it's kinda hard for me to talk about Blackwater Park simply because I can't think of words that would explain how much it means to me, how much I love it, and why I love it. It's an album that just transcends everything.

Before I bought it I'd been hearing a lot about Opeth, had read many a glowing review, and I didn't really know much about them or what they sounded like except for one or two tracks that I had stumbled upon. It didn't sound bad or anything, it just didn't speak to me. I thought I'd give the band another shot, so I went and bought Blackwater Park, Deliverance and Damnation. Gave it another listen and... Well, it sounded a little better than before, but still nothing earthshattering. Perhaps the three albums didn't do much for me because it was in the middle of summer. Opeth's music is many things, but "summery" isn't one of them. Certain music only works during certain times of the year. For example, I can really only listen to Kyuss in the summer and Neurosis in the fall/winter. Any other time of year and I keep wondering what the big deal is.

Months later I went out for a long walk by myself on a lovely, crisp autumn day (I even remember the date: October 15th, around two in the afternoon). It wasn't too cold, not too warm - it was just right. The sun was shining, birds were tweeting and all trees and bushes had turned burning red, orange, yellow and pink. Blackwater Park was rumbling in the old headphones and finally I got it. I got it. The penny dropped and at last I understood just what Opeth was about.

The opening track, The Leper Affinity, certainly made me pay attention but by the time Bleak, Harvest and, most importantly, The Drapery Falls came along there was no longer any doubt: this is a fucking masterpiece, and that's final. An impeccable piece of work that's so much more than just music on a piece of plastic. I'm a fan of many bands and many types of music, but I don't recall ever being moved fundamentally, right to the core, the way I was on that day.

To get full-on pathetic, Blackwater Park is the closest this heathen has ever come to a spiritual experience. Sure, many things played a major role, such as the place I was at in my life at the time, the mood I was in on that particular day, and of course the perfect autumn setting. But at the heart of it all was the haunted, gorgeous sounds blaring into my impressionable little ears.

I chose to share The Leper Affinity and The Drapery Falls with you, but I could have picked any of the album's eight tracks. It wouldn't have mattered, they're all equally essential. If you download them and have a listen your reaction may very well be: "What's that idiot talking about? Is he having a laugh, it isn't that good. Nothing I haven't heard before, some death metal with the occasional mellow shit. Big fucking deal. And spiritual? You on crack, nigga."

And that's perfectly fine. I don't expect anyone to feel as strongly as I do about anything, certainly not about something as subjective as music. But give it a try: Blackwater Park may be an eyeopener for you too. If not, maybe you'll appreciate it just for what it is on a more basic, down to earth level: The best album ever made by anyone.

If you disagree you're wrong and I shall pound my penis on your forehead like an African drum.





Buy Blackwater Park @ Amazon.com.

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

The 2nd Best Album of the 00: Mastodon - "Blood Mountain" (2006)


It's too bad for Mastodon that one of my rules for this list was one album per band. Had this restriction not been implemented it's a safe bet that Remission (2002), Leviathan (2004) and Crack The Skye (2009) would've all sat comfortably in the top 15.

All four are spectacular but this wins by a cunt hair. A concept record about a guy who goes to find the crystal skull which he aims to take to the top of a mountain, insert it into his own skull and elevate to the next stage of human evolution. Only Mastodon could come up with something as fucked up and get away with it.

Blood Mountain continued the same sound from Leviathan, but is song-writing wise trippier, weirder, more experimental and eccentric and all over the place, while retaining the aggression and brutality of their early work.

In fact, the laziest way to describe this album would to simply state that it combines the ruggest, salty sounds of Leviathan with Crack The Skye's floaty, trippy shit. This Mortal Soil, my personal favorite on Blood Mountain, blends these two worlds perfectly with its psychedelic southern rock intro with Troy Sanders' soaring vocals floating top (by far the most melodic vocals the band had ever used up that point) which suddenly gets pushed out of the way by thrashy riffing and throat-ripping howls.

Sleeping Giant is another example of the direction they would take with Crack The Skye. Perhaps the most cinematic song the band has made, with the mightest gongs in recent memory. I'm pretty sure the song refers to the mountain itself as opposed to an actual giant. If that's so, and the mountain is sleeping, could that mean that Blood Mountain is in fact a volcano? That one day it might wake up/erupt? Is the lava and magma the actual blood of Blood Mountain? I have no idea.

Capillarian Crest is little more than a four minute exhibition of guitarist Brent Hinds' chicken pickin' skills picked up from playing the banjo as a youngster, but what a glorious exhibition it is. The full-throttle opener The Wolf Is Loose shows off the members' hardcore roots, while Crystal Skull's rattly tribal intro made me a bit worried that Mastodon had gone all Soulfly on me (they hadn't).

Hand of Stone is probably the album's weakest link, with a fun riff that quickly becomes boring as the song never really progresses like the others. It just rolls on with that same riff until a trashy bit pops up at the end.

Drummer Brann Dailor's robotic vocals in Circle of Cysquatch scared the piss out of me the first time I heard it. Was not prepared for that and my headphones got fucked right up. There's also the by fans much maligned instrumental Melt Banana pastiche Bladecatcher, the weird sounds of which perhaps represents the protagonist's journey through the labyrinth the cysquatch told him to enter? I don't know. I don't think Mastodon fully understand the story of Blood Mountain either, but that doesn't matter. Still cool as hell.

And I haven't even mentioned the guest appearances by Josh Homme and Cedric & Isaiah from Mars Volta, or the badass blue moosewolfbear on the cover.

So badass.

Buy it @ Amazon.com

Sunday, November 7, 2010

The 3rd Best Album of the 00s: The Hellacopters - "By The Grace Of God" (2002)


The Hellacopters had a major impact on my life and my listening to music would be vastly different had it not been for the mighty 'Copters.

They formed in 1994 and I discovered them two years later, the same year their debut LP Supershitty To The Max! was released. I got it for Christmas that year (at the wee age of 15), and I haven't stopped listening to them since.

The album kicked in a huge door, and introduced me to a world of rock music I had no idea existed. I read every interview I could find and made note of every band the members of The Hellacopters said they liked. Within months my shelves were full of New Bomb Turks, The Stooges, Motörhead, MC5, The Dwarves, Powder Monkeys, The Saints, Radio Birdman, The Nomads, Union Carbide Productions and many many others.

The following year Entombed (the band in which The Hellacopters' frontman Nicke Andersson played drums and wrote most of the material) released their fourth album to glowing reviews. I didn't know much about Entombed except that they played death metal and I didn't like death metal. But the Hellacopters connection and the fact that nearly all reviews said it sound more like Nicke's "other" band than traditional death metal, made me go out and buy it. And lo and behold, Nicke Andersson had kicked open another door and made me appreciate death metal. And soon thereafter grindcore, black metal and god knows what.

I proceeded to buy every Hellacopters album, and watching the band's evolution was exciting. From the noisy, lo-fi chaos of the first two albums and the early singles, to the cleaned up, professional rock 'n' roll of their subsequent releases, The Hellacopters have over and over again proved just how magical and important rock music can be.

There's a good chance I wouldn't even be as nerdily obsessed with music as I am today without The Hellacopters. Maybe I would have remained just another casual listener, and what a terrifying thought that is.

By The Grace Of God was their fifth album, and it was and still is critisised for being too slick, too over-produced and too clean. Bah! Cretins! Douchebags! Yeah, Payin' The Dues was great too, but how can anyone expect them to do the same distorted thing over and over? Bah! Cretins! Douchebags!

I even read a review where someone compared the amazing Rainy Days Revisited to Coldplay! What the fuck are some people thinking? What we have here is nothing but a classic rock piece. Masterpiece, I should say. Of the old school, the early 70's school. Just because a song has piano in it doesn't make it sound like Coldplay. Anyone with ears and a brain can hear it sounds like Roy Bittan of The E-Street Band if anything.

By the way, the cover was released in three different colors: white, black and red. I of course got the pimpin' white one. Sexxxy.

Every song sounds like a classic, the band is in full form (this is where they peaked in my opinion) and the production has this lovely shimmering glow all over it. At the same time, it's perhaps the band's darkest album. There's this hint of melancholy just under the surface. The song title It's Good But It Just Ain't Right sums it up nicely.

A classic record by a band that lived and died unappreciated by the ignorant masses.


(mp3) The Hellacopters - Down on Freestreet
(mp3) The Hellacopters - Rainy days revisited
(mp3) The Hellacopters - Pride

Buy it @ Amazon.com

Thursday, November 4, 2010

The 4th Best Album of the 00s: Queens of the Stone Age - "Songs For The Deaf" (2002)


It's not unlikely that tomorrow I will regret this decision and wish I'd put Rated R on the list instead, but that can't be helped. For such is the nature of these kinds of lists, theyre forever malleable, always for the moment, not for posterity.

I remember the autumn of 2002 when I walked to Lindgrens Radio & TV in my little town and bought this record for 179 kronor. God knows how I got the money for it, as I was literally skint as fuck. We're talking breadline here, folks.

I couldn't run home fast enough to give it a listen. Dave fucking Grohl (an old buddy of Josh Homme's from back in the 90s when they played with Nirvana and Kyuss respectively) played on it for christ's sake. As the only album featuring what many consider the classic QOTSA line-up of Homme, Grohl, Nick Oliveri and Mark Lanegan there's no wonder it's held at such high regard.

Songs For The Deaf is a cleverly constructed album, full of twists and turns that never feel like twists and turns, unlike its predecessir Rated R which had more in common with Desert Sessions than anything and sometimes felt like a different band played each song.

The perhaps most accessible songs on the record, Go With The Flow, Gonna Leave You and Do It Again are buried deep into the album, as opposed to up front where most bands would place them. They're neatly lined up like a string of pearls and sandwiched inbetween two murky Lanegan numbers. The desperate 60s pop of Another Love Song is perfectly off-set against the album's closer A Song For The Deaf, their heaviest song to date. The nostril-flaring opener You Think I Ain't Worth A Dollar But I Feel Like A Millionaire effortlessly rolls into No One Knows, which with its bouncy shuffle beat and nods to The Beatles' A Day In The Life became the band's breakthrough hit.

Songs For The Deaf was thicker, denser, tighter, more intense and more compact than previous efforts. Hard to believe most of the album consists of first and second takes. But I suppose when you have a human metronome behind the kit that sort of thing happens naturally.

But the album was also significantly darker than the QOTSA we had gotten to know up to that point. While their quirky sense of humor and light & nimble song structures are still prevalent, the album gives you the sense of something lurking under the surface.

This would be taken one step further on 2005's Lullabies To Paralyze. With songs about blood, witches, insanity and werewolves inspired by the brothers Grimm, Homme's description "scary night time music" fit perfectly. Lullabies To Paralyze was the classic case of "more of everything". Even more layers of sounds, even more instruments, even darker atmospheres and even more guest appearances (everyone from Jack Black to ZZ Top's Billy Gibbons).

More of everything except Oliveri who had been given the boot, which upset and shocked many fans but it makes perfect sense given QOTSA's modus operandi of a constantly evolving line up. Sure, Oliveri was a huge part of the band for a few years and he left a big hole that has yet to be filled, but it wasn't the end of the world. It's not like he was an orignal member or anything. QOTSA since day one has been Josh Homme + whoever he feels like playing music with at the moment.

That's not to say Oliveri wouldn't have had plenty to contribute to Lullabies To Paralyze or even been able to improve it. While a superb album Lullabies To Paralyze does lack something, a certain force and snidey attitude that I always associated with QOTSA. Also a lot of that subtle tongue in cheek sense of humor was missing. Guitarist Troy Van Leweewuweuwueuwuween and drummer Joey Castillo are solid players and contributors but they are perhaps not strong enough forces to make an impact on QOTSA's overall sound like Oliveri had done.

Neither Homme nor Grohl would release anything as good as this until Them Crooked Vulture's debut album came out last year. An album that was so close to making onto this list that you wouldn't believe me if I told you.


(mp3) QOTSA - Go with the flow
(mp3) QOTSA - God is in the radio
(mp3) QOTSA - Another love song

Buy it @ Amazon.com

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

The 5th Best Album of the 00s: A Perfect Circle - "Mer De Noms" (2000)


When I first saw David Fincher's video for A Perfect Circle's Judith on TV ten years ago my first thought was "There isn't enough explicitly blasphemous music on TV these days". My second thought was "Who are these Tool ripoffs, anyway? Can't they get their own sound? Fuck 'em". Turned out of course there was a reason for the similarities.

And while my appreciation for Tool has been expressed numerous times on this blog I tend to prefer this album over any Tool release, for reasons I can't quite put my finger on. Mer De Noms somehow just hits closer to home emotionally, I can relate to it easier although I admit I have no idea what most of these songs mean. Tool feels good, A Perfect Circle feels right.

As I delved deeper into the album I realised there were a lot more to A Perfect Circle than rather obvious Tool-isms. The brainchild of Billy Howerdel, the band drew influences from everything from the alternative rock on the 90s and the post-punk, shoegaze and dream pop of the 80s to Bowie's moodiest moments of the late 70s, Mer De Noms is still very much a unique album.

At first it felt like a bit weird to hear Maynard James Keenan sing quick and to-the-point rock songs with huge choruses (The Hollow, I love you) after years of listening to him wail his way through ten minute prog epics.

By the time the second album Thirteenth Step came out three years later the ever evolving line-up now included Jeordie White of Marilyn Manson and James Iha of The Smashing Pumpkins would join the band for the tour that followed.

I initially had a hard time decided which of the two albums to go with, but although Thirteenth Step had their all-time best song (The Noose, the song Trent Reznor has been trying to write for the last 15 years), I had to go with Mer De Noms. It doesn't have the occasional filler Thirteenth Step had (Vanishing, I'm looking at you) and it's just more cohesive, it feels more like a complete album. In fact, I often have a hard time just listening to just one or two songs, it has to be the whole thing or nothing.

Simply one of the most beautiful, shimmering and delicate rock albums ever made, but without ever sounding commercial or obsequious. Though I did once hear a person compare second single 3 Libras to The Dave Matthews Band. That person's body has never been found.

#4 on the list coming up tomorrow. Stay tuned.

PS. One last thing - eMotive is brilliant. Fuck the haters.


(mp3) A Perfect Circle - The hollow
(mp3) A Perfect Circle - Orestes

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