First off a photo of my bloody, lumpy boogers. The last hurrah of a seven day man-flu. Both came from the right nostril. It's hard to tell the scale, but both of these were about an inch across. I'm a little proud actually.
Secondly, I would like ban comedians from using the following topics for their material:
1. The difference between white people and black people.
2. The difference between men and women.
3. Jokes suchs as:
How come the word 'lisp' has an 'S' in it?!
Why is 'dyslexic' so hard to spell?!
How come 'palindrome' backwards isn't 'palindrome'?!
That's all for now, thank you for reading. Here's some songs - one of which is Old Man Gloom covering Westlife. Terrifying.
(mp3) Butthole Surfers - Creep in the cellar
Available on Rembrandt Pussyhorse (1986)
(mp3) The Ducky Boys - These are the days
Available on Dark Days (1998)
(mp3) Minstry - Thieves
Available on The Mind Is A Terrible Things To Taste (1989)
(mp3) Old Man Gloom - Gratuitous bonus track made by sensible musicians doing questionable things
Available on Christmas Eve Part I & II + 6 (2003)
(mp3) Days of the New - Touch, peel and stand
Available on S/t (1997)
5 comments:
Dude, that doesn't look to good... You should go n' have it checked!
No, but it felt damn good.
Could finally breathe through my nose again after getting those two out of there.
Must feel like the dump you take after 5 hours on a train with no toilets.
Hope you're feeling better.
Exactly, Firdous.
Exactly.
Urrgh! Hope you're okay.
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