Metal Bastard: The worst video ever for the worst song ever by the worst band ever.

Monday, July 26, 2010

Any questions?

Josh G said...: Agreed. This is fucking terrible. Saw this other day and almost turned to self-genital-mutilation. :(; July 26, 2010 6:00 PM
Kielbasage said...: At least the car is bitchin'; July 26, 2010 6:59 PM
Anonymous said...: my question is this:why did i feel compelled to watch the whole damn thing?!; July 26, 2010 8:52 PM
David Snusgrop said...: Because of the faint hope that it might get better towards the end.

You were suckered in like the rest of us.; July 26, 2010 8:55 PM
David Snusgrop said...: Btw, look closely at the crucifixion tard spin @ 1:32.

Someone needs to make an animated .gif out of that.; July 26, 2010 9:02 PM
Dollface said...: Heartfelt fists clenched towards the chest to show that he fucking means it when he says he's starting a new life? Stonefaced nondescript guy from the band robotically interacting with random hot chick here to distract us from the fact that no matter how bad nu-metal was in the 90s, it's nothing compared to what it was to become (with apologies to the handful that did grow)? Scenes capturing the spontaneous magic of recording this song in the studio completely dissociated from the rest of the video, which barely implied that this was about music to begin with?

My question is, why were there not snippets of lyrics scattered conspicuously throughout the video? Do they have no respect for the art of truly shitty music videos?

Thanks, this was a real pick me up. I must share it.; July 28, 2010 4:09 PM