Them Crooked Mormons

The ramblings of a nutcase appeared today in the comments for my post on Tool's 2005 album 10,0000 Days:

"fuck you you think your fucking god or something

I wanted to use a photo to put on my I toons from 10000 days and I end up with your narcissistic copulating blog about purchasing my own music as not to be a fucking god damn cheap bastard cunt and want you to know your self indulging atmospheric ego of yourself looks great for yourself I am sure and you will never understand what the fuck I am saying because these words make zero sense to an overly indulged obtuse narcissist with thinking errors of grandiose and assuming ideas have kept you in your psychotic reality of paranoia and extreme thinking. The tuff ass picture is great but how does it compare to your real photo? I elaborate due to the fact that I have bought the album twice now because the first time some mother transient fuck face of a scrotum stole my radio and tool cd's out of my car and broke all the windows out.

I dont bitch and moan about it but when I find ass fucks giving a statement about being cheap bastards and not purchasing music and instead steeling it, I find an anger response that sets me into a murderous state. Speaking of states I am from utah and any fucking biasis you have against that you can also take those and vas tu faire encule chez les grec. Or if Italian is better for you: Vas fan cullo puta des stranzo. Tu mas merde eh je deteste pour ton malade neuropsychological pathology. Get therapy and take care of your irrational thinging before you realize that your whole putain life is a waste of fucking time. Dont tell me what I am and what to do you fucking cretin de merde!

Hopefully this draws a laugh and you find humour in it or else you really may need to relax more!

Crazy people are far more interesting than the borderline personalities that make life pointless and this is why a .45 slug to the pre frontal cortex is much more effective than finishing life as a neuroleptic sociopath with goals of detering other living organisms the right to simple freedoms in life. Sell yourself to whatever demon/gods you want but keep your self glorified limits and expectations of others to yourself and take care of yourself instead of telling others what to do. And this goes for myself and everyone else."

Yeah, I know it's rough in Utah, Brandon. I have no bias towards your state, but I watch Big Love y'know, I know all about it. Do you have someone you can talk to? Your eight skanky wives don't count, I bet you're sick of the sight of them already.

No, it did not draw a laugh, because I worry for you. Take care of yourself, and God bless. Perhaps these songs can cheer you up?

(mp3) The Bruisers - Lunatic
Available on Still Standing Up (1996)

(mp3) Queens Of The Stone Age - Everybody knows that you are insane
Available on Lullabies To Paralyze (2005)

(mp3) G.B.H. - Maniac
Available on City Baby Attacked By Rats (1982)

(mp3) Bigelf - Crazy
Available on Closer To Doom (1997)

(mp3) Giant Squid - Mormon island
Available on The Ichthyologist (2009)