An mp3 shuffle + moving pics

Some (Claire The Poledancer, among others) have requested pics from the new apartment. I aim to please:


Proper moving attire (as issued by the European Union in 2006): Shoddy tattoo from the best band in the world, wristband from the worst band in the world and Evol Slippers Ov Doom from a famous Finnish homosexual.

The ability to effortlessly assemble IKEA book shelves is deeply ingrained in every Swede's DNA.

Thirty seconds later: Success! (I'm obviously an avid reader)

Thank you, IKEA! Of all enormous multi billion dollar furniture corporations founded by an old Nazi, you're my favourite!

The worth of every man is measured by the quality of his fridge magnets. Not surprisingly, I rank higher than most.

Even big strong IKEA assemblers need refueling. Here we have all basic food groups in one meal:
1. Water
2. Noodles
3. Orange phallic things
4. Girly bowl with blueberries on it

Another IKEA find: The dill pillow (aka The Dillow). It's not a home without it.

Picture frames named after the Swedish slang word for "Boner". I don't know why I like that so much.

The garden.

The watchdogs: Bowser, a monkey, The Phantom, a Gamorrean and Alf. Ain't nobody gonna break in here, motherfucker.

Enormous golf ball for a lamp? Check.
Not one, but two VCRs? Check.
Antique TV from the 80's by an obscure Italian manufacturer with possible mafia ties? Check!
Alright, that's more than enough. Here's some music:

(zip) Metal Bastard's MP3 Shuffle #29 (51 mb)

1. Randy - Chicken shack (2001)
2. Amebix - Slave (1985)
3. The Dillinger Escape Plan - Sunshine the werewolf (2004)
4. Municipal Waste - The art of partying (2007)
5. The Haunted - Chasm (1998)
6. Slayer - Behind the crooked cross (1988)
7. Morbid Angel - Eyes to see, ears to hear (1995)
8. Tragedy - Deaf and disbelieving (2006)
9. Turbowolf - Ancient snakes (2009)
10. Dirt Communion - Rebuilt for speed (2009)
11. Hearse - Cambodia (2004)
12. Killing Joke - Complication (Peel Session, 1980)
13. Nine Inch Nails & David Bowie - Scary monsters (and super creeps) (1995)
14. Mono - The flames beyond the cold mountain (2006)

Buy 'em all @ Amazon.com.