Links And Ass Shakes

Mundo Eleven has some random tracks by Spinnerette (featuring peeps from The Distillers, Queens Of The Stone Age, Eleven and Pearl Jam), as well as a recent Spinnerette live show.

Get Off My Elevator has the new Dozer album. In my opinion the 20th best album of the year - but more on that in a few weeks when I present my top 25 list of 2008. Stay tuned, bitches.

Napalm Death's 2009 album Time Waits For No Slave has leaked, and Screw Deathcore kindly offers a download of the whole shebang.

Those looking for some early, classic Napalm Death oughta visit MINDGRINDER, where the first two albums are kindly offered.

Lo-Res Viscera has Kepone's brilliant album Ugly Dance.

Lucid Media has Primus' best album, Pork Soda.

Rolly & Grady has a Nirvana show from 1989 as well as a Radiohead radio session from 1995.

Bruunski Beats has the "lost" Kiss Alive II album as well as Turbonegro live in 2008 featuring Nick Oliveri and other guests.

[shiny grey monotone] offers a 7" by The Whip, featuring Jared Warren of Big Business, The Melvins, KARP and Tight Bros From Way Back When.

The almighty Audiobook Corner has never posted a bad book. Ever. Go there and download Max Brooks' two zombie epics World War Z and The Zombie Survival Guide. Audiobook Corner also has plenty of stuff by Cormac McCarthy and Chuck Palahniuk, the two most interesting things to happen to American literature since Mark Twain. So go there and dig deep into the archives, they got so much brilliant shit it'll make your foreskin fall off.

Colostomy Grab-Bag gives us Pig Destroyer's grind classic Prowler In The Yard.

The Worried Well is kind enough to share an audio rip from the Pelican DVD After The Ceiling Cracked.

COD-music has two albums by The Melvins, Eggnog and Lysol.

Christ Almartyr has a whopping eight albums by Hüsker Dü as well as Sourvein's fantastic EP Imperial Bastard. They also have some stuff by Gehenna. By which Gehenna I have no idea. I know at least eight bands by that name, and that's just off the top of my head.

CEPHALOCHROMOSCOPE gives us a Melt Banana singles collection.

musictraveler has a Clash gig from 1977.

Ahab's doom epic The Call Of The Wretched Sea can be found be over at Befriend The Riffs.

Did you enjoy my recent postings of the Rod Stewart era of the Jeff Beck Group? Of course you did. You should investigate The Faces. ChrisGoesRock offers a live recording from 1970. It's tits.

And lastly, one little extra treat (just because I'm such a nice guy):

(mp3) Tenacious D - Hard fucking/Fuck her gently
Available on S/t (2001)

The mellow side of Mastodon

The word on the wire says the upcoming Mastodon album Crack The Skye (the best album of 2009 - you heard it here first) will have a bigger classic rock leaning than ever before.

This could only mean one thing: total awesomeness. Perhaps it will sound a bit like the flawless mellow instrumental outro tracks on their previous albums?

We can only hope.

(mp3) Mastodon - Elephant man
(mp3) Mastodon - Joseph Merrick
(mp3) Mastodon - Pendulous skin (highly recommended!)

Buy Remission, Leviathan and Blood Mountain @ Amazon.com.

Fireside - "Uomini D'Onore" (1997)

Getcha pull!

(wma) Fireside - Happy porno living
(wma) Fireside - Sweatbead (highly recommended!)

Buy Uomini D'Onore @ Amazon.com.

The video for Sweatbead:

Yes please

Can I have one of these delivered to my house by tomorrow morning?

Thanks.

Lobotomy - "Born In Hell" (1999)

How about another serving of dingy Swedish death metal? Alright, very well.

This album is pretty sketchy and uneven, but it has a handful of great tracks, including these three:

(mp3) Lobotomy - Born in hell
(mp3) Lobotomy - Ashes
(mp3) Lobotomy - Bed of flies (highly recommended!)

Buy Born In Hell @ Amazon.com.

The album cover of the year

Call off the search, nothing can beat this. So utterly brilliant words cannot describe it.

So flawlessly elegant and immaculate on so many levels - most of those levels concern post-post-post-post-post irony. The kind that spins around on itself.

If you will, the purely aesthetic equivalent of an musical expression being so bad it's good, then keeps going until it's bad again but comes back for a second helping of good and stays there for so long the "it's so bad it's good" cliche becomes obsolete.

This is so good it's good.

What the album sounds like? No fucking clue.

Bloodbath - "The Wacken Carnage" (2008)

Okay, more Swedish death metal, this time from yet another one of those supergroups. I can't get enough of them, I find them endlessly fascinating for absolutely no reason.

This one has two peeps from Opeth (singer & drummer), two peeps from Katatonia (guitar & bass) and one from eight million bands I don't care about (guitar).

This was their first ever gig. Mikael Åkerfeldt sang on the first few releases, then left and was replaced by Peter Tägtgren and then came back for this gig at Wacken in 2005, which was also released on dvd. After Åkerfeldt's return, the band recorded an ep and album and while they're both good, I found them immensly disappointing.

The songs were good, but not as memorable and catchy they had been in the past. I choose to blame this on Dan Swanö who left after the Wacken gig. Apparently he was the one who wrote the hooks and the catchy riffs, and without him the songs just tend to be a bit dull. A lot of the humor has also gone, and Bloodbath simply isn't as interesting anymore.

They used to be, as Åkerfeldt puts it in this live recording, "a death metal elite", and he was absolutely right. Now they're just a death metal band. A very good one, but still just another death metal band.

(mp3) Bloodbath - So you die (highly recommended!)
(mp3) Bloodbath - Brave new hell
(mp3) Bloodbath - Eaten

Buy The Wacken Carnage @ Amazon.com.


So You Die:

Murder Corporation - "S/t" (1997)

It appears death metal and hiphop share more than you'd think.

Searching for info on bands like Murder Squad or, as in this case, Murder Corporation will results in more hits for gangsta reggies than for grim honkies with long hair. Both camps have an unhealthy obsession with all things violent. Perhaps a collaboration wouldn't be too much to ask for? Surely there must be someone other than Six Feet Under and Ice-T who feel like joining forces?

Anywho, this is a Deranged sideproject (both literally and figuratively). There are only two differences between Deranged and Murder Corporation: Murder Corporation wears black ski masks and make much better music.

(mp3) Murder Corporation - Out of bullets (highly recommended!)
(mp3) Murder Corporation - Blood money

Buy S/t @ Amazon.com.

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Songs That Get My Juices Flowing #36

(mp3) Mudhoney - You stupid asshole (Angry Samoans cover)
Available on March To Fuzz (compilation, 2000)

(mp3) Sepultura - Revolt
Available on Nation (2001)

(mp3) Amorphis - Divinity
Available on Tuonela (1999)

(mp3) Manes - Cinder Alley (16 Horsepower cover)
Available on [view] (ep, 2006)

(mp3) Andrew W.K. - Party til you puke
Available on I Get Wet (2001)

Jeff Beck Group - "Truth" (1968)

MOAR!

(mp3) Jeff Beck Group - Let me love you
(mp3) Jeff Beck Group - You shook me
(mp3) Jeff Beck Group - Blues de luxe (highly recommended!)

Buy Truth @ Amazon.com.

Jeff Beck Group - "Beck-Ola" (1969)

I might catch flack for this, but I'll say it anyway:

Jeff Beck Group was better than Led Zeppelin. They were better than Deep Purple. They were better than all other blues rock proto-metal bands of the late 60s.

Jeff Beck was and still is ten times the guitarist Jimmy Page ever was. Not to mention Rod Stewart's complete and utter pwnage of Robert Plant.

There, I said it.

This line up with Rod Stewart behind the mic and Ronnie Wood on bass only recorded two albums before Jeff Beck regrouped his forces, but goddamn they could bust out some amazing, heavy shit. Don't get me wrong, I love Zeppelin.

But just listen to the instrumental Rice Pudding - heavier and angrier than anything Jimmy Page and his cohorts ever managed to fart out. It makes your fucking head spin.

This was the second album, and they all hated each by the time this was recorded. Which might explain the ferocious energy and why it consists largely of covers. Apparently Beck couldn't be bother to write songs of his own for the album.

The cover of Jailhouse Rock is particularly delicious. But nothing beats Rice Pudding - just listen to that guitar tone in the first few opening bars. That's downright spank worthy.

American Songbook, Rod? Srlsy? Damn you.

(mp3) Jeff Beck Group - Spanish boots
(mp3) Jeff Beck Group - Jailhouse rock
(mp3) Jeff Beck Group - Rice pudding (highly recommended!)

Buy Beck-Ola @ Amazon.com.

November - "2:a November" (1971)

I'm planning on re-posting my mammoth post on the History of Swedish Rock from my old blog, but in the meantime I'll give you ungrateful bastards three scorching tracks from Sweden's first heavy metal band, November.

Actually, that's debatable. I mean, who's to say what the first Swedish heavy metal band really was? Maybe someone beat November to the punch, who knows? But I doubt it. Then again, I don't know anything about anything. Let's call it a hunch, shall we?

Yes, let's.

2:a November was their second album, and in opinion their best. And my opinion is the only one that matters around here. Strong influences from Sabbath, Purple, Zeppelin, Jeff Beck, Cream and such.

Good shit. Excellent, in fact. All three tracks are highly recommended.

(mp3) November - Mitt hjärta ska vara gjort av sten
(mp3) November - En lång dag är över
(mp3) November - Ganska långt från Sergel

R.I.P. Mitch Mitchell

Aw fuck. :(

First Rick Wright, now Mitch Mitchell. How many more of my all-time heroes will snuff it before 2008 is over?

Mitch Mitchell, the pioneering drummer best known for his work with Jimi Hendrix, has died at the age aged 62.

A spokesman for the local coroner said it appeared he died of natural causes, although a formal finding had not yet been issued.

Mitchell was in Portland for the last stop on an 18-city US tour with Experience Hendrix - a concert series celebrating the legacy of the late rock star.

"We're all devastated to hear of Mitch's passing. He was a wonderful man, a brilliant musician and a true friend," Hendrix's sister, Janie Hendrix, said in a statement on behalf of the estate.

"His role in shaping the sound of the Jimi Hendrix Experience cannot be underestimated," she said.

"Over the course of the recent tour, he seemed delighted with the interchange with the other musicians and the audiences. There is no question that he was doing what he loved."

Mitchell, who was born in Britain, started in show business as a child actor, but abandoned that for his true love - jazz and rock music.

He was a top session drummer who joined the Jimi Hendrix Experience in 1966 and backed the rocker for his legendary performance at Woodstock three years later.

He worked with Hendrix on classics such as Fire, Manic Depression and Third Stone From The Sun.

Mitchell also is credited with helping to develop a "fusion" drumming style that combined rock with jazz and was influenced by such jazz giants as Elvin Jones and Max Roach.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/3450169/Jimi-Hendrix-drummer-Mitch-Mitchell-dies-aged-62.html

Mitch Mitchell tearing shit up like a Brann Dailor on LSD:

(mp3) The Jimi Hendrix Experience - Killing floor (live)

Buy all things JHE @ Amazon.com.

Moment Maniacs - "Two Fucking Pieces..." (1999)

Yet another supergroup.

The rhythm section from black metallers Marduk and the guitarist and vocalist from punk lunatics Wolfpack (these days known as Wolfbrigade) grind out some of the most aggressive death metall-y crusty d-beat hardcore you're likely to find. Some might moan about the production being "too good", and not chaotic and lo-fi enough. But whatever.

Nothing original about this in any way, but what sets it apart is as always vocalist Jonsson. Everything this man does is pure gold. A legend in the punk world, Jonsson has by far the most desperate and pissed off voice I've ever heard. Ever!

Listen to this really loud in headphones with your eyes closed and you could swear there was someone standing right in front of you who would beat your ass in if he wasn't wearing a straitjacket.

(mp3) Moment Maniacs - Haunted
(mp3) Moment Maniacs - Family business
(mp3) Moment Maniacs - Time for war (highly recommended!)

Buy Two Fucking Pieces... @ Amazon.com.

Punk ideals vs. Money, O luscious money

I'm a bit torn after an email drops by in the wee hours of the morning...

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Does anyone know anything about this company?

(mp3) Napalm Death - Multinational corporations
(mp3) Napalm Death - Success?
(mp3) Napalm Death - Moral crusade

Available on Scum (1987)

Probot - "S/t" (2004)

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(mp3) Probot - Centuries of sin (feat. Cronos)
(mp3) Probot - Sweet dreams (feat. King Diamond) (highly recommended!)
(mp3) Probot - The warlock (feat. Jack Black)

Buy S/t @ Amazon.com.

Hardcore Superstar - "S/t" (2005)

Guns 'N Roses have finally returned.

Mötley Crüe continue to grind out new albums and will have a movie out next year.

There's no reason to pay attention to grumpy old men with facelifts and cellulites. Not when we have Hardcore Superstar.

(mp3) Hardcore Superstar - Kick on the upper class (highly recommended!)
(mp3) Hardcore Superstar - Last forever
(mp3) Hardcore Superstar - Simple man

Buy S/t @ Amazon.com.

The Melvins - "Ozma" (1989)

Who does pint-sized doom songs better than The Melvins?

(mp3) The Melvins - Agonizer
(mp3) The Melvins - Ever since my accident
(mp3) The Melvins - Cranky Messiah
(mp3) The Melvins - Claude

Buy Ozma @ Amazon.com.

Metal Bastard ♥ Slipknot

Turbonegro - "Reunion Gig @ The Bizarre Festival, Norway 2002"

The story of Turbonegro is too long to be told here. Do a google search, why don't ya? Go to Wikipedia or something. It's Friday, it's late, I'm too tired and drunk. Cuba Libre as always. Do a little research into the legacy of these Norwegian death punk legends.

They split up in 1998 because of drug addiction, mental illness and inner struggles, and made a triumphant comeback at the Bizarre Festival in Oslo, Norway four years later. Since then there's been no looking back. Just pure nocturnal homo-eroticism with no holds barred. Lipstick in one hand, cock in the other.

The juicy parts of this story were told in the remarkable dvd ResErection (2005). Buy it. And while you're at it, buy everything else that bears the name "Turbonegro". Or "Turboneger" or "Stierkampf" or whatever.

This recording of their first show in almost half a decade may only be 38 minutes long, but in my humble insignificant little opinion this is far superior to the live album Darkness Forever (1999). The decadence and depravity may have been more apparent on that release, but there's is no doubt the denim demons sounded tighter, clearer and better than ever once they'd gotten clean and sober.

Edit: It appears I am also clearer and better when I'm sober. This was recorded at the Quart Festival in Norway, not the Bizarre festival. Which of course is in Germany. Thank you, Jonathan. :)

Drunken posting is dangerous.

1. The age of Pamparius
2. Deathtime
3. Self-destructo bust
4. Back to Dungaree High
5. Are you ready for some darkness?
6. Don't say motherfucker, motherfucker
7. The midnight NAMBLA
8. Zillion dollar sadist
9. Get it on
10. I got erection

(zip) Turbonegro - Bizarre Festival, Norway 2002 (62 mb)

Buy all things Turbnonegro @ Amazon.com.

Songs That Get My Juices Flowing #35

(mp3) Guns 'N Roses - Knocking on heaven's door
Available on Use Your Illusion II (1991)

(mp3) No Use For A Name - Soulmate
Available on Leche Con Carne (1995)

(mp3) Judas Priest - Breaking the law
Available on British Steel (1980)

(mp3) Bloodhound Gang - Kiss me where it smells funny
Available on One Fierce Beer Coaster (1996)

(mp3) Faith No More - Epic
Available on Live At Brixton Academy (1991)

Todd - "Purity Pledge" (2004)

When my interest for music was first awoken in the mid 90s by bands like Soundgarden, Nirvana, Alice In Chains and Pearl Jam, I kept hearing talks of the bands that came before them. The ones that started it all, the ones everybody was influenced by.

All these mysterious but apparently fucking amazing bands roaming the American underground in the 80s and early 90s, raising hell wherever they went. Cool bands with imposing names like Hammerhead and Killdozer etc were mentioned. In my mind I envisioned these dangerous, mentally deranged people destroying stage after stage in a blizzard of carnage while producing heavy, ear-shattering noise that left nothing in their wake.

This was before you could just download anything you wanted, so it took while to track these bands down. And sure enough: the disappointment was gargantuan. What the fuck is this? Sounded like something not even your mom would disapprove of.

I was instantly reminded of interviews with Kurt Cobain where he said he would read punk rock magazine and imagine what the music would sound like. Then he heard The Clash's Sandinista and his world was shattered.

That was a pretty atypical album for The Clash, so I figured maybe I had just stumbled upon a rotten apple. But no.

Hammerhead turned out to be shit. Meanderthal is one the best songs ever written by anyone, the rest of their discography is shit. Killdozer was even worse. What a bunch of crap.

Tad had their moments, but largely they were also shit. Tad was at their best when their music was as heavy and unstoppable as their frontman, and the second a melody showed up it turned gay and lame. Tad should've been more Wood Goblins and less Dementia, if you know what I mean.

So I dug deeper. There had to be something worthwhile here, and by god I was gonna find it. I gave Jesus Lizard a shot. A handful of brilliant tracks, the rest completely unlistenable. Scratch Acid? Big Black? Rapeman? Sonic Youth perhaps? Don't make me laugh.

All these bands had one thing in common: they all promised you the world, and delived little or nothing. The only band that lived up to their reputation were The Melvins.

Then 2005, Todd and I crossed paths. Whilst listening to P3 Rock one fine Thursday evening, the most extraordinary music came shooting out of the speakers and kicked me in the cajones. I couldn't believe what I was hearing.

This UK/US band, which apparently features one or two former members of Hammerhead (but I'm not sure because I couldn't possibly give any less of a fuck), sounded exactly they way I thought all of those old bands would sound like. It's basically the sound of a bunch of inbred, lumberjack hicks drinking watery beer and raping their instruments.

It's heavy, it's noisy, it's catchy, it's filthy and smelly, it's borderline insane, it's funny, it's scary and it makes you want to buy a guitar.

If you like heavy music in any form, you need Purity Pledge in your life.

1. Susan after prom
2. Little dipper to squirrel (mp3)
3. Butlers portion (mp3)
4. Mr. Harry
5. Sedan
6. Hog blood river
7. Purity pledge
8. Eagle and child (mp3)
9. Miss Longhorn Speedway
10. Jenny
11. You wouldn't believe me
12. Cracker jack asshole

(zip) Todd - Purity Pledge (52 mb)

Buy all things Todd @ Amazon.com.

Like A Drug x 4

Just what the title says.

This song first appeared in two versions on Josh Homme's playhouse The Desert Sessions Volumes 6: Poetry For The Masses (Black Anvil Ego) in 1999.

Later recorded by Homme's main band Queens Of The Stone Age for 2005's ridiculously underrated Lullabies To Paralyze, where it appeared as a bonus track on some editions. An edition which also featured a dvd with a 30 minutes fly-on-the-wall documentary of the recording of that album, as well as "Josh's Session", featuring the almighty Sarah Silverman.

Finishing this off is an acoustic version from Switzerland in 2002.

(mp3) Desert Sessions - Like a drug
(mp3) Desert Sessions - Like a drug (instrumental)
(mp3) Queens Of The Stone Age - Like a drug
(mp3) Queens Of The Stone Age - Like a drug (acoustic)

Buy all dis here DS/QOTSA shizznit @ Amazon.com.

Josh's Session:

Opeth - Burden (video, 2008)

It appears Opeth have finally done a video that doesn't suck ass. (edit: Apparently Roadrunner thought it sucked and had it removed. Wankers.)

In fact, it's just as deliberately pretentiously cheesy as the song itself. Fucking brilliant! It feels weird to hear the song cut by several minutes, but even in this shortened state it's still one of the best songs of the year.

Here's the full length version:

(mp3) Opeth - Burden

Buy Watershed @ Amazon.com.

Thank you.

Very, very much.

Alright, America. This is it.

Do your job.

Do your goddamn job.

(mp3) Billy Bragg & Wilco - Christ for president

Available on Mermaid Avenue (1998)

Metal Bastard speaks to the United States of America

There are two things about America that baffle me.

1. You're not supposed to wear white pants after a certain date.

2. In a presidential election an alarmingly large number of individuals (usually about 45-55% of the voters) would rather vote for someone who is like them rather than someone who is actually smart and knows how to get the job done.

If you think someone who is just like you is qualified enough to run the world's only remaining superpower, you're a deluded cunt and I hate you more than you know.

In 2000 and 2004 the presidential candidate was the one who didn't know shit, but won hearts because he reminded everyone of their favorite drunken uncle who rambles on and on, but is somehow oddly lovable and adorable even though he doesn't contribute anything. Ever.

Lovable and adorable in the same way you think your cousin with Down's syndrome is lovable just because he has Down's syndrome. If he was a regular kid and acting that way, he'd just be annoying and probably on Ritalin.

This year, it's the vice presidential candidate that some love because she's relatable and down-homesy. "She's awesome! She's a hockey mom! Just like me!"

Um okay whatever, you dumb skank. What does that have to do with running a country when the president croaks from telling the story of how he was stupid enough to get captured by the Vietcong one too many times? My sister is a hockey mom, I wouldn't want her running anything.

It's clear she (I refuse to type her name and will refer to her only as "she") knows she's fucked and doesn't know anything. If the republicans don't win, it won't bother her at all, she doesn't even expect to win. She just sees this as a way of getting her name out there so she can run for office in 2012.

If she's not on the republican ticket four years from now, I will send each and everyone of you dear readers a hundred dollars in cash. Cross my heart and hope to die, I swear to Lucifer I'll fucking do it.

I hope you Americans realise you're not just voting for yourselves, you're voting on behalf of the whole world. Yes, that's how big your impact is. Culturally, economically, morally, and so on and so the fuck on.

There's a reason every country in the world is watching and monitoring the U.S. election with great care and interest, but no one gives a shit about who's running for president of Belgium. Not even Belgians care. Is Belgium even a republic? I have no idea. Do you? My point exactly.

Vote for someone who knows shit. Please. Just this once. I think you owe us that much.

Just once? Please? Pretty please?

(mp3) Jimi Hendrix - Star spangled banner
Available on Woodstock (1994).

Lägg bud på mina Tradera-auktioner, snubbe

Jag har två auktioner på sammanlagt tio DVD'er på Tradera (en auktion med tre filmer, en med SJU!).

Klicka här för den ena, och klicka här för den andra. Totalt jävla fetgrymma auktioner med sköna rullar. För en spottstyver dessutom! Tror du mig inte? Kolla utropspriserna!

25:- respektive 29:-! Rena stölden! Buda, buda, buda!

Nej, allvarligt. Buda för bövelen. Jag blev arbetslös förra veckan på grund av fucking jävla kuk-LAS och a-kassan styrs av fascister. Behöver stålar så in i bängen, så det lär bli fler auktioner inom kort.