When I earlier today waited for the bus to go back home from Norrtälje where I had just purchased a pair of slippers, I (in my dire and rather frantic need for a smoke) slashed my right index finger trying to pry open the plastic pack of lighters I'd just bought, making myself bleed like a stuck pig.
Then I finally got the pack opened (with my hands slippery and soggy from fresh, warm blood), only to discover it was the kind of lighters that look disposable at first glance, but were actually empty and you gotta fill 'em up yourself before you can use them, leaving me near tears and shivering from sheer nicotine abstinence.
Since the bus was leaving in mere minutes, there was no time to go back to the store to buy some band-aids, so I was left to sucking the wound and spitting whatever blood was pulsating out of my new wound and spending the entirety of the bus trip pressing said wound onto the pantleg of my black jeans in a futile attempt to stop the bloodflow. I've never felt more suicidal.
(mp3) Brick - Slapshot
Available on Volvoland (1998)
(mp3) Bad Religion - You
Available on No Control (1989)